Are you tired of seduction and of hitting on women?
Do you think that hitting on women is not a thing for you?
Your best friend (who just put you in her Friend Zone) is telling you that you should be yourself and stay natural in order to meet your princess?
Your mother just told you that you have internal beauty and that you will meet your soul mate some day?
If you happen to be in this situation, here’s a list that I made for you, a list of 30 tips that you should apply in order to NOT seduce a woman, or even that will make her run away!
So here we go, The 30 Incredible Tips To Seduce a Woman In 2012 !
1. Being TOO nice with her… all the time!
2. ALWAYS being with her
3. Being jealous, or being TOO jealous!
4. Asking here questions about what she thinks of you
5. Trying to get her acceptance and approval
6. Not practicing your body language, because it’s not important
7. Not touching her, because it’s not important either
8. Dressing up like a clerk, because there’s no better way to look natural
9. Calling her all the time, every day, every night
10. Sending her romantic text messages all the time
11. Telling her how your ex-girlfriend dumped you, and why!
12. Telling her you’re so happy to meet a girl like her
13. Asking her to be your girlfriend on the first date. Better early than never…
14. Telling her that she’s pretty and sublime within the first 5 minutes of your conversation.
15. Writing romantic poems on her facebook wall so everyone gets to know how much you love her
16. Abandoning your friends JUST so you can meet her
17. Buying her flowers and chocolate on the first date
18. Putting on your best suit, and inviting her to a very expensive and chic restaurant, paying a ridiculous price for diner, when you’re a student.
19. Giving her love letters that you wrote just for her, and declare your love to show how romantic you are
20. If she’s late for the date, you don’t say anything, and you accept her excuse and tell her that you had no problem waiting for her under the rain, and that it’s actually romantic, because you’re romantic.
21. Always being available for her when she needs you, and being her trusted friend with whom she can share all her secrets.
22. Never contradicting her about an idea. Even if you disagree with her opinion about whatever topic, you tell her that you like her idea and that you’re ready to change your opinion, just for HER
23. Before your first date, you send her a text message to find out whether she’s still coming
24. On the first date, you explain the reasons of the financial crisis that we’re experiencing, and also tell her how the stock market is doing, and to finish with, talk about religion and politics.
25. Not forgetting to tell her about the detailed specifics of your job or of last semester’s exams that you bombed
26. Telling her that you’re serious, romantic, caring and sweet. Letting her know that you’ve been looking for your soul mate for years but still haven’t found her.
27. After your first date, you send her a text message just to thank her for coming, and telling her that you had a wonderful night, the best night of your life.
28. Buying her a drink at a night club, even though you’ve never met.
29. Telling her “I love you” on the first night that you met.
30. Thinking this is actually how you can seduce a woman in 2012.
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